Friday, August 24, 2018

Dragons Competitions


1. Fire-breathing contests. Flames are judged by heat, distance reached, and stability.
2. Wing races. The eastern dragons are still miffed that they are technically ineligible.
3. Knight eating contests. Armor need not be consumed.
4. Hoard building challenges. You have twelve hours to build the largest hoard of eligible objects. Your prize? Everything that was hoarded.
5. Princess pageants. How well have you cared for your princess?
6. Roar-offs. Who has the mightiest roar? Which one fills all who hear it with terror?
7. Village frightening. The goal here is to scare the villagers, not eat them (put the goat down, Steve!).
8. Napping. It is important to remember that waking a judge means instant disqualification.
9. Castle renovating. Which castle looks the most draconic after the renovations? (Hint: not the one with humans still running about.)
10. Scale care. Dragons can be very vain, and so those with the most well cared for scales, teeth, wings, horns, and claws will score highest in this competition.

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