To Ask Why

1. So you'll know the reason there's a monkey hanging from the chandelier.
2. Because if you don't ask, then you'll never know what led your brother to build a working time machine in your basement.
3. Because after the feathers and and food dye have settled, it's the only thing left to ask the children.
4. It might be a little rude, but great-aunt Marian should understand you questioning her gift of twenty-seven cats.
5. After such a betrayal, nothing else can be asked. Those were your cookies, after all.
6. Because if you don't know answer to why they acted like that, then how can you properly write those characters?
7. If you're confused, then why not at least learn why?
8. When bored, one of the best ways to annoy others is to do nothing else but ask why.
9. The quest for knowledge is hindered if you never seek for answers. So go forth, unafraid to ask why.
10. The curious ask why. Then, they use the answers they receive to ask why again and again.