1. Wererats. After all, if they don't care for their teeth, they won't be able to close their jaws.
2. Vampires. No one wants the remains of last night's blood still coating their fangs to taint their next meal.
3. Dragons. A knight's armor can be so difficult to pick from between one's teeth.
4. The monster under the bed. Because bad breath will keep the kid awake, which means less opportunities to startle them awake.
5. Sirens. No sailor, after being lured in, will stick around a siren with kelp stuck to her tooth.
6. Unicorns. Yellowed teeth kind of ruins the whole image of elegance.
7. Ghosts. Why else would so many bathrooms be haunted?
8. Shapeshifters. Because if you can change your shape at will, why not make sure your teeth are great?
9. Zombies. Little thought may be put into their appearance, but a zombie's teeth must be well cared for in order to get through skulls to the tasty brains waiting within.
10. Fairies. Some say they use fairy dust in order to achieve such a sparkle, but that's just a horrid rumor spread by those who are jealous of a fairy's naturally shiny teeth.
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