Your Cats have You Trained

1. When he meows, you know to give him treats.
2. When you try telling your cat to get off the counter, you accept her jumping on top of the refrigerator instead.
3. Your closet has more cat toys than clothes.
4. When the cat has claimed the sink for her nap, you go to another one to wash your hands.
5. Your position on the bed is determined by where the cats aren't stretched out at.
6. When the cat moves the full water jug across the kitchen floor, you just sigh.
7. All your crafts that involve yarn have areas where you've tied bitten pieces back together.
8. You cannot move if the cat is on your lap, not even to refill your drink.
9. You know what cat is meowing, and what their meow means.
10. You never leave the house without cat fur on your clothes.