To Run

1. Because you are being chased by a hungry hydra.
2. So you can make it up the hill in time to watch the sunrise.
3. Each mile earns you another bite of a tasty treat.
4. It builds your endurance, so you can last longer than the other guy in a race-not-to-be-eaten.
5. Because it helps you avoid those things you've been procrastinating.
6. If you don't, you'll have a very energetic and sad pup bounding up and down the stairs.
7. You're late for a date.
8. Because exercise is good, most of the time.
9. To prove to the snow that you're not afraid of it (though you really should be).
10. Because the last cookie belongs to you.