Places to Find the Cat

1. In a box. Doesn't matter what the box was for, it now belongs to the cat.
2. On the counter. Because nowhere is off limits to the feline of the house.
3. In the closet. If you didn't want to lock the cat in there, then you really shouldn't have opened it in the first place.
4. Tangled in yarn. Doesn't matter how often you take it away or hide it, the cat will find and unball all the yarn.
5. In your seat. What do you mean your seat, don't you see all the cat hair? That means it belongs to the cat, obviously.
6. Behind the couch. Because that is a good place for a catnap.
7. Under the bed. Ha ha, you can't reach the kitty, so no vet visit today!
8. On top of the door. Someone had to climb up to get the spider on the ceiling, after all.
9. In the window. And if you try closing it, then the cat will be outside the window.
10. In the sink. Right when you want to wash your hands, too.