Superpowers x2

To want superpowers
1. So you can be a hero and save the day!
2. Everyday tasks become easier. No more hard to open pickle jars!
3. Flight, super strength, invisibility, the possibilities are endless for amazing powers!
4. With high intelligence, invulnerability, or super speed, you could become the best in your field of work.
5. Telepaths need not worry about someone keeping secrets from them.
6. Your friends and family will be a great aid for those times you need to feel normal.
7. Training will help to hone your powers into a fine tool.
8. People will be grateful for the help you provide.
9. Your powers will bring people comfort.
10. Superpowers make you unique.

To avoid gaining superpowers
1. Suddenly the world has become your duty to clean, while others keep making it messier.
2. Due to not knowing your limits, everything is now more difficult. Glass covered pickles, anyone?
3. Radioactivity, internal combustion, immortality without youth, the possibilities for horrible powers is unending.
4. Because of your abilities, you can never rise to the top of your field without a guilty conscious.
5. Most telepaths will soon lose touch with reality if they don't have an off switch. With all those voices in their head, how could they stay sane?
6. Family and friends will not be able to fully understand the troubles you face with your powers, unless they have powers as well.
7. Without training, your powers could be devastation waiting to strike.
8. People will blame you when things go wrong.
9. Your powers will cause fear in many.
10. Superpowers make you alone.