The Shiniest French Toast

Lots of polish is used in making the shiniest french toast. In the land of Taweh, this dish is considered a delicacy.
Lines quickly form in preparation of the annual french toast rally. There, eager children gobble up as much as they can get their hands on.
After consumption, the shiniest french toast causes the skin to sparkle uncontrollably. This can last anywhere from a few hours to several years depending upon the quantity consumed.  

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WARNING
Uncontrolled sparkling may lead to:
-Blindness
-Insomnia
-Cravings for french toast
-Crazed fangirls
-and/or loss of freckles

Do not eat the shiniest french toast if you are:
-Canine
-Feline
-Equine
-Alien
-A time traveler
-Easily amused
-and/or lactose intolerant.

Edible wizard hats may contain traces of:
-Dirt
-Magic
-Unpleasant odors
-Gray hair
-and/or unidentified jellies

The land of Taweh is not responsible for any injuries sustained while consuming our products.
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