To retire

1. You'll get to sleep in whenever you want to.
2. You won't have any work related drama. Who doesn't want less drama in their life?
3. It will give you time to read.
4. You'll be able to focus on your hobbies and crafts.
5. It opens up your schedule for travelling. Be it to see the sights or vist friends and family, now you'll be able to take that trip!
6. You'll be able to spend more time with the ones you love.
7. It means you're probably old enough to get senior discounts!
8. You'll have more energy. Without the need to run around at your job, you'll have enough energy to play tag with the grandchildren.
9. It means you'll probably get a retirement party!
10. It means you've done a fantastic job, and now you get to enjoy the benefits of all your hard work. Congratulations.