2. A midnight snack.
3. As a peace offering between warring first graders.
4. It could be used as part of a code, set just after a ham and cheese sandwich.
5. As a quick meal while you run about all day.
6. It could be a test of your date's potential. If they don't like a simple sandwich, then what other simple things might they dislike?
7. To cause a distraction. Because who wouldn't be distracted by a sandwich?
8. As a conversation starter. Many an awkward silence can be broken by the appearance of a bologna sandwich.
9. It could be a pillow after a stressful test. For when all you have is a bag of chips and a sandwich, that sandwich starts to look a lot more comfortable.
10. So you'll have something to feed the neighborhood dragon. When he doesn't want a cheese sandwich, that is.
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