Herding cats is easy. All you really need to do is offer them something they love, and then spend fifteen minutes chasing them around the house until they decide to go get it.
Now herding dragons is a different story. You could offer them something shiny for their hoard, or the hair of the fair princess, or even the princess herself.
They might even take them. But that doesn't mean that they'll go where you want them to go.
And that route of chasing them for fifteen minutes?
They'll have roasted you before minute two.
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