When planning your vacation, be sure to avoid the Craggily Lumps.
For unlike many other, more pleasing retreats, the Craggily Lumps are neither scenic nor restful. As the name suggests, the Craggily Lumps is a rough area that might once have been hills, but now were the upheaved earth and jagged rocks between a soupy brown mush of bogland.
And if the area itself wasn't a deterrent, the wildlife just might. Regardless of time or weather, the Mock-a-lot Misconductors' will live up to their name. A strange mix of marten and alligator, the Mock-a-lot Misconductor will do everything it can to harass any who enter its territory. From stealing belongings to attempted consumption, the Mock-a-lot Misconductor will not stop until the intruder is gone.
So, when planning your next vacation, please take our advice, and avoid Craggily Lumps.
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