Useful Objects

1. A paperclip. It can hold papers together, and be straightened out to pop the bathroom door's lock when the cat locks herself in there.
2. A box. It helps you organize your things, and keeps the cat entertained!
3. A flashlight. Because tripping over the cat on the way to get a drink at midnight is no fun.
4. A hairbrush. Because the cat is not the best hairstylist to hire.
5. A pillow. It makes sleeping so much more comfortable, so long as the cat hasn't stolen it.
6. A table. The floor is nice, but sometimes it's easier to work at a table. Unless the cat has claimed it for a solar-powered nap.
7. A computer. It lets you do all sorts of things, like look at pictures of cats.
8. A cookie jar. It keeps your goodies safe from treat-stealing cats.
9. A book. It can take you on amazing adventures, if only the cat will let you read it.
10. A door. To keep the cat out when you need some time alone.