For Having a Cat

1. They will let you know where all the spiders and flies are hiding.
2. You won't be asleep anymore once you hear them hacking up a hairball.
3. You'll never be cold during the winter.
4. They can ease your stress simply by curling up on your lap.
5. They make birdwatching a fun spectator sport.
6. A purring kitty on your head makes for a peaceful night's rest.
7. You'll always know when it is dinnertime.
8. They are soft and self-cleaning.
9. With enough cat hair, no one will notice you spilled ketchup on your shirt.
10. They are adorable.