A Relaxing Day

The door is locked, while the blinds cover closed windows. No one is around at this time of day, and the shouldn't be back for hours.
It's the perfect time.
Grab what I need, and mix it together while the oven preheats.
Let's make them little, so I've got more to stash in the freezer beneath the vegetables no one wants to eat.
Bake them until they reach that perfect golden color.
Then eat some of these cookies while they're still molten.
Now, wash the evidence, and put it all away.
Hide some in the freezer beneath the vegetables, and some behind the leftovers-no-one-wants-to-touch.
What about the smell? Quick, pull the special "dogs really need a bath" stinky stuff. And encourage the dogs roll around in a garden puddle too, so there will be real stink as well.
Open up the blinds and windows.
Lastly, lean back in your chair and pull out a good book. It's been a relaxing day, after all.