Friday, February 10, 2012

Best places to hide an elf

1. A Star Trek convention, though some people may complain that you got the ears wrong.
2. In the basement with some role-playing games and a computer.
3. At the mall in December. The kiddies will go crazy!
4. In the woods. Just try to avoid hunting season.
5. A big city, where strangeness is normal. Though a hat might help.
6. On a movie set. You can pretend to be extras!
7. Small islands are good hideouts, but lack multiple escape routes.
8. A Halloween party. You'll win any costume contests.
9. Caves are excellent. If you stock up on supplies, then you could stay for months!
10.  Wherever the elf is from. There is no better hiding place then where you can blend in with the locals.

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