Friday, January 18, 2013

Unusual superpowers

1. Extended consciousness. This extends ones ability to retain consciousness beyond the normal limits of a human.
2. Constant bravery. The inability to feel fear. This lack of fear allows for one to preform reckless feats. However, this also puts one at risk if they do not put thought into their actions.
3. Clear senses. This ability keeps one's senses sharp through anything that would otherwise diminish them.
4. Internal spell-check. The ability to always spell words correctly after having learned them.
5. Tastes like Chicken. Anything you eat tastes like chicken. Not to be confused with the similar ability Tastes like Bacon.
6. Mental insomnia. Your mind never shuts down. This will allow one to continue working on plots even while asleep.
7. Aura of awesome. Your mere presence fills others with various levels of awe.
8. Cuteness immunity. You will be able to resist the pull of cute creatures such as puppies and dragons.
9. Surprise radar. Your nose will begin to itch two minutes before you encounter a surprise.
10. Monologue's bane. Anyone who attempts to monologue in your presence will lose their voice for an hour. This includes you.

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