Friday, September 25, 2015

To care for your feet


1. So they don't hurt.
2. So that you'll always be able to run away from bears.
3. Because you can't play kick the can with your hands.
4.Because ingrown toenails are painful.
5. Because when your only weakness is your heel, you'll need to do more than wear a pair of sandals.
6.Because toe jam doesn't taste good on sandwiches.
7. Because how else would you show off your cool socks?
8. Because hiking on sore feet is never fun.
9. Because if you don't watch out for them, your dance partner will crush them.
10. Because if they're swollen, how could you lose a glass slipper at the ball?

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