How do you feed a dragon?
Very carefully.
You see, dragons have very sensitive stomachs, and even the slightest change to their diet results in severe heartburn.
Which with dragons, means fire.
Lots of fire.
This is because when a dragon experiences any indigestion, the contents of their stomach are rapidly converted into a partially liquefied compound which when expelled, ignites upon contact with the air.
Since this happens often because of their sensitive stomachs, dragons rarely digest a full meal.
Which means they are constantly ravenous.
So the next time you find yourself facing a hungry dragon, remember how sensitive their stomachs are and offer them your spicy peppers before they can consume you.
It may just give you time to get away.
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