1. Lacking opposable thumbs, the common house cat must resort to long hours of meditation in order to unlock telekinetic abilities.
2. Cats store their energy during the day in preparation for nocturnal raids against the household.
3. A cat may find the activities surrounding them to be dull, and will show their disinterest by sleeping.
4. After a few hours of exertion, a cat needs to rest. What exactly a cat does however, is unknown.
5. Silence is a trait cats must develop through long hours of stillness.
6. The cat is a master of strategy; carefully plotting each step toward their final objective while feigning unconsciousness.
7. Due to the amount of time it takes to clean their fur, cats have no time left for any activity other then sleep.
8. A spoiled feline is quite lazy.
9. The cat meticulously prepares itself to destroy their enemy: the dog.
10. Due to an excess of servants, felines have no need to do anything beneath them. Because of this, they have unlimited hours to devote to sleep.
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