1. Because it is the other person's birthday. So you should be nice to them, right?
2. Because you were only supposed to eat one, and your parents are coming into the kitchen. Quick, frame the cat!
3. Because there is something wrong with the last one. Maybe it contains the missing spoon that fell into the dough, or perhaps someone covered it with hot sauce. In any case, it isn't worth it for you to eat it anymore.
4. Because someone new just joined the party. They haven't gotten a cookie, and there aren't anymore on the plate. So if they don't mind a missing bite, then this one will be great!
5. Because you like the other person. A single cookie might be just what it takes to win their heart.
6. Because otherwise aliens will destroy the world. And as you happen to live there, it might be a good idea to keep it in one piece.
7. Because none of your friends got any cookies in their lunch. So we'll cut the cookie in half, and then cut it again and again until there are enough pieces!
8. Because it is a weird flavor that only certain people like.
9. Because you were the one who made the cookies, and so can just make more.
10. Because you've already eaten fifty-three cookies.
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