1. Having discovered a fiendish plot to take over the world, your left sock has been placed in protective custody until the paperclips plan can be foiled.
2. Unhappy with a life of being hidden in your shoe, your right sock has paid for surgery to become a sock monkey using the change you left in your pocket.
3. Having finished chewing your slippers, the family poodle decided to bury your favorite sock with her cache of bones.
4. The sock drawer is not a good place to hide the catnip from the cat.
5. Socks make excellent puppets for young children. All the sock needs is eyes glued on.
6. The dryer does not run on electricity, but sacrifices. Socks are highly numerous, and so not missed by the other clothes.
7. Socks are a favorite appetizer for the monster under the bed.
8. Tired of constantly being trodden under foot, the shoes are planning a rebellion. They are cautiously freeing socks from your grasp one by one, in order to boost the number of soldiers in their army.
9. Remember when you went on the river walk last summer and got soaked from the waist down? Your socks are still waiting for you on that nice sunny rock.
10. Socks are constantly leaping through time. That orange striped one you just lost will be under your mattress next Tuesday after 10:15am.
I have a lot of socks, but I barely ever wear them unless I have to...they make my feet claustrophobic XD
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