Friday, March 1, 2013

To wear a hat

1. To keep your head warm.
2. When you forget to brush your hair.
3. To keep the sun out of your eyes.
4. As part of a costume.
5. So you can show support for your team.
6. To disguise your unusual ears when visiting a different planet.
7. As a way to show off your pin collection. Just be sure not to wear it for too long if you have a large collection, or else your neck may begin to hurt.
8. So you'll have something to trade to the creature who has possession of the item needed to complete your quest.
9. To help keep your hair dry when it rains.
10. Because hats are cool.

4 comments:

  1. Unless you can't brush your hair anyways because brushing curls is a recipe for disaster XD
    My friends are always kind of amazed that I haven't brushed mine for years...I just comb it....XD

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    1. As one without curly hair, I did not know that brushing curls is a recipe for disaster.
      And so, I will add in this addition to the post through the comments:

      2b. When you forget to comb your hair.

      Thanks for the information!

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  2. And as part of a disguise, surely? : o )

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    1. Of course!
      Due to the limits of having only ten reasons, a hat as part of a disguise would be placed under reason six. Merely omit visiting a different planet and alter the remainder to read as follows:

      6. As part of a disguise, especially if you have unusual ears.

      Thank you for commenting! :)

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